Below are some fun “reviews” of RED SNOW, the debut novel by Michael Mort. To see what real readers are saying about RED SNOW, you can go to Amazon.com and scroll down to the customer review section. Buy it, read it, and post your own review there!
Even though some of these, um, “quotes” may appear to be slightly humorous, the book itself is as serious as a terrorist attack, except for the outrageously funny comical interludes, of course.
“I don’t read books, but if I did, this would probably be one of them.” – J.M., brother.
“My dad made me read this. It was pretty good.” – D.M, nephew.
“This book reminds me of a recipe. You start with boneless, skinless chicken breasts. Then you … ” (Abbreviated due to lack of space) – L.M., sister-in-law.
“Me likey.” – C.J., friend.
“See. You did it. Now, what are you going to write next?” – K.H., friend.
“A wonderful expression of terror, romance, and human adventure.” – C.J., friend (He really said this! I still have the post-it note.).
“What? I waited all these years and this thing is only 350 pages? My copy’s free, right?” – R.W., golfing buddy (and no, your copy is not free).
“Not bad for a first effort. When you taking me to another baseball game?” – B.R., lawyer friend.
“Did you beef up the sex scenes from earlier drafts? ‘Cause if not, I’m moving on.” – T.N., sex therapist (No! Not mine!).
“Did you beef up the sex scenes from earlier drafts? ‘Cause if not, I’m moving on.” – C.T., lawyer friend who needs a sex therapist.
“Wow! Lots of characters! I need to take care of my kids. I’ll get back to you on this.” – S.S., former sis-in-law.
“Aw. That’s so cute. You finished it. I figured you probably would some day, since you worked on it during our whole marriage!” – M.M., ex-wife (and a real sweetheart).
“Gee, I really hope you didn’t get mad at me for all the corrections I suggested. It’s really not so bad.” – L.P., friend, wife of friend, lawyer, and editor.
“As long as you remembered to change all the ‘towards’ to ‘toward’ I’ll read it again.” – S.D., friend and editor.